Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Exercises in Parental Vanity

So, we finally got Liam's official hospital photo in the mail this week.
From Liam Birth


Let's say, I was underwhelmed. As a parent, I expect to maintain the vain illusion that my child is perfect progeny. Bad hair cuts through those illusions like a man behind the curtain. Did they not have a brush or a smoothing hand in the nursery? Look at that hair!

No worries though, folks. Thanks to the wonders of Photoshop, Liam's bedhead has been erased from history in a matter of moments. Look at that beautiful head of hair. Illusion restored. Now, I just have to find a way to Photoshop diapers.
From Liam Birth

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