Open Letter to Liam

Dear Liam:
While we love you, you are really making it difficult to have those Kodak, joy-of-parenting moments we've been promised in all of the commercials. Screaming for food, dead in some one's face is at once bad manners and makes it seem like you don't want any part of those hazy, bright photos where it appears angels are tickling every one's hindquarters. I know these moments are likely to arrive. However, it would be nice if you could see it in your benevolence to make them come sooner rather than later. To rephrase, get with the cooing and smiles and enough with the bloody murder.

Sincerely,
The Management